Channel Update: Our Plan to Export the Revolutionary Conquest
Added 2025-11-25 16:26:00 +0000 UTCA strategic update, straight from the Central Military Commission for Party eyes only.
We have our marching orders for 2026, and they'll take us from the radioactive waste zone of the Lop Nur testing grounds, by a 10,000km foot march in fungal Liberation sneakers, through Nationalist shelling from the offshore islands, all the way back to Dien Bien Phu.
Fill up on millet and fatty pork while you can. After Thanksgiving, your political officers will mobilize you for the coming invasion of 2026, and you'll need your strength.
