The Next Dumb Game Monday Game
Added 2017-04-29 23:07:13 +0000 UTCHi Allies!
Dumb Game Monday took a two week break to finally knock Dark Souls III off of my backlog, but this Monday, May 1st, it's time to return to the dumb games. If you've never seen Dumb Game Monday, it's a weekly stream in which we do our best to learn to love an unpopular game we've never played before. With the most recent series, we started creating fan art for our dumb game, which honestly raised the stakes more than I expected. Today, you're voting on the next game we will dedicate ourselves to. Consider each box art. Dream of that game. Choose the one your heart is pulling you toward.
Also, keep the two Dumb Game Monday rules in mind:
- You may not Google any titles
- You may not vote for a game you've played before
Here are the next nominees for Dumb Game Monday:
(Yes, maybe I got stuck in the S section of PS2 games at Game Dude this weekend. I just loved everything I was seeing.)
Game 1
Game 2
Game 3
Game 4
Game 5
On top of this, we also need to vote on whether or not Tail of the Sun will be accepted into the Dumb Pantheon of Immortal Excellence, the esteemed collection of dumb games that rose above their dumbness to become actually fun and interesting games deserving of our love. Keep in mind that a game needs a 66% majority to make it in. Vote here:
https://www.poll-maker.com/poll1054385xF12c4B81-44
Dumb Game Monday will kick off this Monday night at 9pm PT on twitch.tv/easyallies and will be archived with our other streams at youtube.com/easyalliesplays
Love & Respect,
Kyle
Comments
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Mumble Mumbleton
2017-05-04 02:40:21 +0000 UTCI voted for Secret Service. That boxart just oozes 'dumb game!'
2017-05-01 16:38:13 +0000 UTCAs a submarine veteran I got to go with game 5.
Marco Hernandez
2017-04-30 21:12:22 +0000 UTCI actually have Stolen and remember liking it when I played... yet i now remember nothing about it lol glad it's winning though plus the EU boxart was much better <a href="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Stolen_%28game_box_art%29.jpg" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Stolen_%28game_box_art%29.jpg</a>
Damian Bentley
2017-04-30 20:04:23 +0000 UTCThat's what I thought as well!
Hesperus84
2017-04-30 15:32:16 +0000 UTCDid you see the Chicago Enforcer dumb game monday? Bad boring FPS can be great here, we have to learn to love them x)
David Rodríguez Madriñán
2017-04-30 14:17:15 +0000 UTCI am so hyped about how the voting is going, my first and second picks are first and second x) It's gonna be an amazing DGM
David Rodríguez Madriñán
2017-04-30 14:15:47 +0000 UTCNice, #4 and #2 have the most votes at the moment. Those were my favourites, hopefully one of them wins. Ended up voting for Stolen myself, but Secret Service sounds promising as well.
Ville Ranto
2017-04-30 11:40:00 +0000 UTCStolen!! Please. I loved that game as a kid. Would love to watch Kyle play it. It's the perfect candidate for a DGM EDIT: Changed my vote to Game 2. Forgot you can't pick one you played!
Steven Vella
2017-04-30 11:13:53 +0000 UTCMay quality Monday one day return. Dark Souls III was too much fun. Praise the Gale and de wax. and thanks Brad. Lead thy life as thou sees fit.
Johan
2017-04-30 10:44:23 +0000 UTCSecret Service looks like just another bad boring FPS from that cover. Stolen could be almost anything, I want to see that one. I wonder if it will be a stealth game, a 3rd person action game, or some kind of weird platformer.
Ian Alexander
2017-04-30 10:09:13 +0000 UTCA nice selection, I think I have ever only heard of one of these^^
erni
2017-04-30 09:35:58 +0000 UTCGame 5 - because I have no idea what it is but it says Irem on the box (makers of R-Type)... BACK ME UP! 5 needs more votes. Pretty sure I've played the Sled Storm one and Stolen too.
2017-04-30 07:29:15 +0000 UTC... Is that John Cena? Or Matt Damon? Or maybe their lovechild?
2017-04-30 07:10:37 +0000 UTCI don't know any of these but number 4 looks the most promising!
Liana
2017-04-30 07:02:45 +0000 UTCChose the least interesting looking cover, game 5
2017-04-30 05:18:18 +0000 UTCNumber 4..big time
2017-04-30 04:20:27 +0000 UTCStolen! lets go on dumb Monday heists!
CertainlyCity
2017-04-30 03:36:53 +0000 UTCSecret Service guy looks like John Cena.
2017-04-30 02:09:13 +0000 UTCMust be waterworld.
2017-04-30 01:46:17 +0000 UTCSecret service seems like it will be the funniest for some reason.
hsapin
2017-04-30 01:28:10 +0000 UTCWas there even a bad EA Sports BIG game?
2017-04-30 01:10:53 +0000 UTCGame 4 or 2 for sure.
Ginko
2017-04-30 01:05:41 +0000 UTCSled Storm is far from a dumb game, had so much fun with it. But hey if Kyle never heard of it :p
Térence Caron
2017-04-30 01:05:40 +0000 UTCGotta know why those subs are near buildings.
2017-04-30 00:56:41 +0000 UTCAllies assemble! No 4 haha
Dizcrowell
2017-04-30 00:35:03 +0000 UTCDude secret service by activision. That box art
Ajax
2017-04-30 00:18:06 +0000 UTCAll in on Game 4.
Jeremy Pick
2017-04-30 00:16:01 +0000 UTCoh man sled storm!!! I played it a ton of PS1 its awesome
2017-04-29 23:58:39 +0000 UTCI'm dreaming that Secret Service ends with you taking a bullet for someone.
MBUN
2017-04-29 23:50:22 +0000 UTCWell gosh, I want to pick 1 for the character deigns but "runners" sounds sooooo lame. Stolen seems neat but I hate stealth games. Sub rebellion is giving me star fox sub vibes. Good god Bosman where did you find these.
2017-04-29 23:50:13 +0000 UTCSecret Service plz
Ethan Jorge
2017-04-29 23:39:59 +0000 UTCSecret service looks cool, I feel like it's unexplored territory
Mark van Dijken
2017-04-29 23:38:26 +0000 UTCExciting times!
Max Miller
2017-04-29 23:34:54 +0000 UTCStolen looks either terrible or amazing. Perfect for DGM.
CJCW
2017-04-29 23:33:15 +0000 UTCcurious about Game 4, never played the game, only saw the cover a long time ago.
Shweep
2017-04-29 23:31:46 +0000 UTCWant the Game 2 from Russia!
2017-04-29 23:30:15 +0000 UTChip games, though...
2017-04-29 23:30:07 +0000 UTCGame 2 reminds me of Chicago Enforcer, which makes it the easy choice.
2017-04-29 23:25:49 +0000 UTCI want to see Secret Service fan art regahdless.
Brian Denu
2017-04-29 23:25:35 +0000 UTCGame 1 has some fun looking character designs, I'm so down for that
2017-04-29 23:22:54 +0000 UTCGame 1 easily has the most enticing box art.
Andrew Chalmers
2017-04-29 23:21:00 +0000 UTCAww yeah come on Game 2
Mac
2017-04-29 23:19:15 +0000 UTCIs Bosman a bad enough dude to protect the President?
2017-04-29 23:18:25 +0000 UTCIf I walked into a store and could only look at box art, Game 1 is what I would buy. My vote
2017-04-29 23:17:50 +0000 UTCReally tough call between Stolen and Secret Service. All in for Secret Service though. We must protect the President!
V8 Dave
2017-04-29 23:17:45 +0000 UTCIt's gotta be game 2. It's just gotta be.
Arnesh Nagavalli
2017-04-29 23:15:27 +0000 UTCGame 3 for me. An EA big game I've never seen? Sign me up.
Greg Kettering
2017-04-29 23:11:44 +0000 UTC