Review - Umbrella Corps
Added 2016-07-01 03:33:15 +0000 UTCWe had a bad feeling about Umbrella Corps from the start, but the final game is even worse than we'd guessed.
Our ratings: 5 Stars - Masterful, 4 Stars - Excellent, 3 Stars - Decent, 2 Stars - Inferior, 1 Star - Terrible
Written by Michael Huber
Comments
Brutal!
2016-07-04 18:12:18 +0000 UTCWhat is up with that wire mesh detail on the pcs and npc's?! It looks absolutely horrific!
2016-07-02 17:50:12 +0000 UTCThe first time I saw a trailer for this game I thought it looked like it had been made ten years ago!
Barnstar
2016-07-01 19:32:09 +0000 UTCsavage
2016-07-01 17:16:17 +0000 UTCwow don't hold back... tell them how you really feel Allies :P
2016-07-01 17:06:58 +0000 UTCLOL expected review, but didn't fail to deliver!
2016-07-01 13:43:18 +0000 UTCGood review Huber. The game was already a disaster at the TGS reveal last year lol
2016-07-01 12:59:15 +0000 UTCThey operate of a 10 point scale so a half star would be worst. 1 star is 2/10
Jason Presents
2016-07-01 11:47:51 +0000 UTCSavage review but after I saw Huber stream that pile of dog shit I knew it would hit rock bottom on the review. Since that game was first revealed I was "dehyped". From the start it looked like a failed attempt at forcing a "call of duty esk, western gunplay type of game" over the resident evil brand. I honestly believe that they just put to much money into development to NOT release the game. With the current positive turn Capcom made with the Franchise - Resident Evil 7, Resident Evil 2 remaster - there must have been that point where they just knew that Umbrella Corps is a train wreck. I know I am bashing a lot here but believe me I am only upset because I care so deeply for the franchise. Like Huber I believe resident evil 2 is the greatest game ever made. Thanks for the review, so long Rudolf.
2016-07-01 10:18:39 +0000 UTCI'm disappointed that the WWWEEEEEWWWW doot doot doot track wasn't played throughtout the review. They could have done it, and at the end, say "Are you annoyed at this music we have playing? That's the music played during a match".
2016-07-01 06:55:00 +0000 UTCBrandon must have had a blast reading this review.
2016-07-01 05:00:08 +0000 UTCBio Organic Weapon. It's a term used in RE which describes the monsters in the game as Umbrella originally developed them to be used in wars.
2016-07-01 04:52:06 +0000 UTCFeel the scorch!!!
2016-07-01 04:35:28 +0000 UTCWhat's a BOW?
2016-07-01 04:34:49 +0000 UTCOuch. Good one Huber!
Gan Khef
2016-07-01 03:51:42 +0000 UTC1 is the worst on the list. Can they give out a 0 Star review?
Mikehook1
2016-07-01 03:36:13 +0000 UTC
