Alfir

002 Nice Guy

Back in the good old days of Lost Legends Online, I had my fair share of dealing with annoying fools. From NPCs programmed to act like arrogant young masters to players who thought trolling was an art form, I had seen it all. The ones who blocked dungeon doorways, lured mobs onto unsuspecting parties, or—my personal favorite—spammed trade re...

001 The Wrong Genre

The city sprawled before me, an endless tapestry of curved rooftops, towering pagodas, and floating lanterns that glowed like artificial stars in the twilight. Breathtaking? Sure. Exotic? Definitely. The kind of place that would make a Xianxia nerd weep with joy.

Too bad I wasn’t one of them.

I was a sword-and-sorcery guy—knights...