People were never meant to putt around the countryside at such breakneck speed!
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2017-05-02 04:26:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Zandar does not trust these newfangled contraptions.
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Of course you do.
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Initially alarmed by the sewing machine, Zandar quickly masters it. The only important fact in the previous two pages is that the machine was bought in 1898, which gives us a clue as to how long Zandar was in Faerie with "Randall."
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2017-05-02 04:20:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Conrad gets excited at the prospect of a road trip to Percysthorpe, and lugs out a trunk full of his (her) late mother's old clothes.
Remember, Zandar was a capable seamstress when she was a child? Remember that? I do. Page 8.
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2017-05-02 04:17:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Realizing that the White Elf has an endless capacity for covering his tracks, Zandar gives up on finding his name for now, and asks Conrad instead about the mysterious "Hastur" who contacted him in a dream and told him to find her at the ruins of Bunkirk.
Looking for Pershesthet in an atlas, Zandar finds a nearby town named Percysthorpe. Sh...
2017-05-02 04:13:31 +0000 UTC View Post
What follows is the last major smut-related lacuna of the Saga.
Sir Conrad's lover has left him because he has been transformed into a vixen by the White Elf! Oh woe! As part of that process, his knowledge of the elf's name has been erased! Zandar wants that name, because she believes she can use it to control the White Elf.
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The locals seem to be helpful. All except for that last guy. What's his problem?
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I picked the name of this town from an old folk song.
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On the previous two pages: Zandar had sex with the boar, and was awakened the next morning by the sound of Sir Conrad's motor-buggy driving past on the road.
This boar is not a sparkling conversationalist.
Oh, yeah, the rabbits' town was called Bunkirk. You've no idea how late I sat up at night thinking of that one.
On the next page Zandar opens her coat and shows off the goods. The boar correctly guesses that Zandar is an elf, but incorrectly guesses that she is here to test him, and if he shows proper hospitality then she will bless his farm.
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2017-05-02 03:45:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I hope he speaks her language.
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Perhaps there are ants, or answers, at the house over yonder.
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Why does the White Elf want Sir Conrad anyway?
NEVER MIND! Here's a bizarre modern contraption!
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2017-05-02 03:38:31 +0000 UTC View Post
On the previous page, Zandar called His Lordship a series of vulgar names, which he pointed out were terrible guesses. Then she tried to attack him again, and he lost his patience with her, giving a slight demonstration of how he could hurt her if he wanted to.
On the previous page, Zandar tried to regain Conrad's attention by flashing her boobs - but he's not really into that, so she scratched the back of his head, which felt amazingly good, and he realized she was an elf.
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2017-05-02 03:31:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Elfsong does terrible things to a guy.
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If you want to translate the Elfsong, you're welcome to do so. I'm not gonna.
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2017-05-02 03:27:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I think pretty much everyone knows his name by now, but for the sake of the story I won't say what it is.
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2017-05-02 03:24:38 +0000 UTC View Post
What is Sir Conrad's source for this information he's doling out?
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Why does Conrad seem so surprised by that information?
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Thanks, Conrad, you've just made the next sequence postable on Patreon!
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Hello, Sir Conrad.
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Another dream of Dark Hester.
On the next page, Zandar is awakened by someone poking her with a stick and asking if her name is Sandra O'Skunk.
There was carnage and nudity and explosions. It was pretty kick-ass and it's too bad you missed it. On the previous page, Zandar walked out of the burning wreckage only to hear "Randall" applauding and saying he could hardly have done it better himself.
On the next page Squire Young replies "Let's hope she wasn't in that village" and ...
2017-05-01 21:48:34 +0000 UTC View Post
I can show you this one since there's no full frontal nudity.
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What follows is an extended sequence in which naked Zandar returns to the rabbit village and goes on a murderous rampage with a sledgehammer.
That's what happens when someone is hanged.
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Mrs. O'Dell never lets Melvin have any fun.
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