I’m Sensei, the Lifeless King.
No, right now, I’m just a humble priest.
So, thief, relax; I’m not here to cause any trouble.
I creep up on the thief, pretending to be harmless.
“I’m just a simple priest, no danger at all. You must be hungry, right? I’ve brought some food ...
2024-09-25 18:33:26 +0000 UTC View PostI find myself in a bit of a quandary.
Who would have thought that being a Lifeless King would make it so difficult to interact with the common folk?
There are times when the reality hits me, that this form of mine is a symbol of fear for most people.
“Uh, don’t go forgetting that for even a se...
2024-09-25 18:12:52 +0000 UTC View PostI am an Immortal King.
I don’t have a name.
Rather, I lost it.
Perhaps as a side effect of existing for far too long as an immortal, I’ve forgotten my own name ages ago.
And so, the people around me call me “Sensei.”
Also known as Sensei the Lifeless King.
<...
2024-09-20 15:17:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe grand yakiniku party, meticulously prepared and executed, has come to a peaceful conclusion.
Thanks to all the twists and turns along the way, the wives, who now carry new life, were soothed by the festivities, and I believe they gave them strength for the task of childbirth ahead.
So, is everything wrap...
2024-09-19 18:48:09 +0000 UTC View PostHaa...
The salt-fried yakisoba was delightful.
We got a nice balance of protein from all that meat and even threw in some carbs for good measure.
But I guess stuffing myself with carbs made me feel full a little early on, so our meat fest wound down quicker than I thought.
“Full! S...
2024-09-18 12:00:13 +0000 UTC View PostGrill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat, grill the meat...
It’s me again.
Well, I’m not grilling, actually.
My job today is to thaw out the meat for the expecting mothers and lay it out for them to grill.
I’m putting in max...
2024-09-17 16:56:56 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s still me, Arias.
As a wife of one of the Demon King’s Heavenly Four, I’m determined to be an asset to my husband!
After a chance encounter with Demon King Zedan himself, I’m finally getting my audience with Queen Astres.
She may be a queen now, but she was once part of the Hea...
2024-09-16 14:51:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Arias, wife of Mamoru, a Heavenly One.
Today is a big day for me.
At long last, I get to meet Queen Astres.
As Mamoru’s beloved wife, I need to make sure I leave a good impression on her!!!
...But wait.
Where exactly are we heading?
Mamoru mentioned s...
2024-09-16 14:28:19 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Arias.
Wife of Mamoru the Coveted, a Heavenly One of the Demon King’s Army.
I’m also the daughter of the previous Coveted-Heavenly One Ravilian.
My beloved Mamoru... or rather, Lord Mamoru getting chosen as one of the Heavenly Four is greatly related to my marriage with him.
<... 2024-09-12 18:13:04 +0000 UTC View PostThe yakiniku party is now in full swing.
The pregnant ladies seem to be enjoying the feast more than I anticipated. They’re devouring the grilled meat with gusto.
“Empty plates over here! Keep the meat coming!!!”
“I’m eating until my belly’s about to burst! Who knows when we’ll get to taste some...
2024-09-11 19:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostThe yakiniku party is only getting started.
After all the effort that went into preparing this, I was determined to savor every moment of the main event.
“Uryaaaaaah!!! From here to here, all this meat is mineeeeeee! Anyone who tries to snatch it away, I don’t care who you are—I’ll take you down!”
“Who ...
2024-09-11 19:12:51 +0000 UTC View PostToday’s weather is gorgeous...
The perfect day for yakiniku.
And so, the moment has finally arrived.
The much-anticipated Pregnant Women’s Support Event: The Lucky Charm Yakiniku Festival!!!
Expectant mothers from all corners of the land have gathered on the farm!
2024-09-11 19:02:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Beef, acquired.
After a bit of an adventure where things looked bleak, I’m thrilled to announce that I’ve secured the finest beef imaginable.
And not just any beef—this stuff is frozen to perfection, meaning it’ll last for ages.
Everything I need is now in my hands.
It’s time to fire up...
2024-09-06 17:15:04 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so, the prized bull returned to the mortal realm.
In his previous life, he hadn’t quite gotten around to… well, let’s just say, making any cows happy.
We’ll skip the graphic details.
After all, we don’t want any trouble.
The cows lined up for the job are work cattle.
2024-09-06 17:07:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Long, long ago, back when humans were just getting started as a species...
“Back in those days, naught was yet writ in stone. The question of who should claim dominion over the Earth—mortals or gods—remained unanswered. How much should men possess, and how much ought they offer unto the gods?”
So nat...
2024-09-05 18:38:40 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me.
Here’s a quick recap of the story so far:
We traveled to a place famous for its premium beef, eager to taste it... only to find out that it hadn’t been produced there in over a century.
Shocking, I know!!!
Apparently, the breed died out about a hundred years ago!
All right, now that we’ve got our mission, let’s get to it!
Time to snag some Minotaur meat!
Or, rather, meat from cattle raised by Minotaurs!
Keeping information accurate is crucial!
In this world, Minotaurs are actually a type of therian, a human-like species that’s big into ...
2024-08-30 15:27:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe grand plan to pamper our expecting mothers has been decided.
A yakiniku party.
Apparently, there’s a belief that it’s good luck for pregnant women to eat yakiniku, and let’s not forget the nutritional benefits.
We want them to load up on protein and turn it into strong, healthy b...
2024-08-29 19:23:13 +0000 UTC View PostA jinx...?!
Wait, are we talking about one of those superstitious beliefs?
You know, the kind of thing that’s not exactly holy enough to warrant a visit to a temple, but still, something everyone just sort of believes in?
Yeah, that. The kind of thing that feels like it’ll bring good vibes if you follow it, but...
2024-08-28 19:42:49 +0000 UTC View PostLately, I’ve been feeling like I’m just getting dragged around...
It’s time I take some initiative and start doing things on my own.
Right now, my most pressing concern is taking care of my wife, who is having a tough time.
Platy is pregnant with our third child, and I want to do something for he...
2024-08-27 12:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostThus ends an utterly useless class.
They really were princesses of screw-ups.
Their lessons don’t teach you anything.
“Don’t get too full of yourself, you lettuce girl! I’m the biggest disaster princess in history!!!”
“Hah?! Try saying that after your kingdom’s been ruineddd!!!” 2024-08-26 16:23:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Once again, the Farm School students line up with Princess Marine in the lead.
It seems this is considered an important lesson.
The world’s most anticipated class is about to begin, and that is...
Princess Screw-Ups: How Not to Be Like One.
...or something like that.
Marine the Demon Queen Awakens.
Her speech now has a weird ending.
I was so taken aback by her regal presence that I almost fell to my knees.
Haha...!
Actually, I am bowing.
“Marine... when did my half-sister develop such royal dignity?!”
Goetia is compl...
2024-08-22 19:13:25 +0000 UTC View PostA few days after the mountain climbing event...
I find myself back at Mt. Ta-Kao.
I’m here to check on how things are going.
“Everyone, please hold on tight! We’re taking off now!”
The enthusiastic shout comes from Champagne, the timid dragon.
With a basket...
2024-08-21 17:24:48 +0000 UTC View Post“Everyone’s got some sort of responsibility to the world, hon.”
...
Uh-huh. Sure.
“But royalty has an even graver responsibility. Being at the top means we’ve got to carry a heavier load for the people and the kingdom, hon.”
...
Right. Got it.
I w...
2024-08-20 19:33:14 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again, but this time, mid-hike.
Surprisingly, Golden Bat is making sure everything’s comfortable for everyone.
“Daddd, I want some salttt.”
“Of course.”
Junior is happily trotting along the trail.
Looks like the mix of water and salt is working wonders.
<... 2024-08-17 12:54:25 +0000 UTC View PostMy name’s Champagne.
Glintz Dragon Champagne.
But I’m not as strong as the other dragons.
Nor as courageous.
I stay away from fights, watching other dragons clash from a distance, wishing it would all just end soon.
When all the dragons were fighting over who would succeed ...
2024-08-16 17:07:34 +0000 UTC View PostI’m Silver Wolf, the top S-rank adventurer... I mean, the Guild Master.
I really need to break this habit of introducing myself like that.
I was looking forward to a rare day off to spend some quality time with my wife, but...
Instead, I got roped into one of Golden Bat’s schemes, which is why I’...
2024-08-15 21:16:54 +0000 UTC View PostHiking.
Finally, everything was set, and we were ready to embark on our journey.
The participants started splitting up, and soon enough, everyone had firmly chosen either Golden Bat’s or Silver Wolf’s course.
“Thank you all for joining us today. We’re going to take every precaution to ensure ev...
2024-08-12 13:52:41 +0000 UTC View PostA Hiking Event in Mount Ta-Kao.
An unexpected climbing competition suddenly erupts between Golden Bat and Silver Wolf!
“Let me explain! Mount Ta-Kao has six trails, from Trail 1 to Trail 6! So, there are six different paths to the summit!”
Golden Bat begins to explain out of nowhere. 2024-08-09 16:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post