The Salmon Overfishing Festival had become quite a grand affair thanks to Bearmon’s impromptu participation.
We managed to catch more salmon than anticipated, and after gathering enough, we loaded them onto a carrier and headed back.
The salmon that survived our fishing frenzy would swim upstream and lay their eggs...
2023-03-16 12:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostAlthough it was unfortunate that we couldn’t have grilled salmon, my desire for it was still strong.
After all, I have yet to taste the pinnacle of salmon cuisine—fresh, raw salmon!
Still, cooking one fish isn’t enough to satisfy me anymore.
So, I proposed a grand salmon fishing trip to everyone!
To think we’d be able to catch a salmon...
Might as well be grateful for this catch and transform its meat into our flesh and blood.
We won’t be able to bring home any more fish, so we’ll take this big salmon as our only and greatest catch.
“Welcome back... Oh, wow! You caught a big fish!” greets...
2023-03-14 16:55:43 +0000 UTC View PostWe’re continuing with another autumn episode after the dried persimmons.
Later that day, I was walking around the farm, trying to organize my work while admiring the views.
On the way, I walked along the river.
Or, more precisely, the irrigation channel...
It was dug to secure a stable water ...
2023-03-13 17:09:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe story of making dried persimmons spread like wildfire, and other tree spirits came flocking in.
“This is unfair! You’re only drying the persimmonssssss!”
“I want you to dry my kind too! I’ll show you how delicious we can be!!!”
“We become concentrated sweetness after you evaporate our water content!...
2023-03-13 16:48:25 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me again.
The sweltering heat of summer has passed, and autumn is deepening.
Norito, who was just born, is now holding his head up and growing stronger, while Junior is starting to run and play outside.
I feel the passage of time.
As winter approached, someone asked me for advice.
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My name is Jenepkauf.
I was a proud soldier in the Demon King’s Army.
But I already retired twenty years ago.
In those days, I was young and full of vigor...!
Every day was spent in the throes of war, tearing apart the enemy hordes of the human army and hurling them away with all my might. 2023-03-10 13:02:43 +0000 UTC View Post
And so, the world crisis that appeared out of nowhere abruptly ended without incident.
“Huh...? What do you mean...?”
The Proto-Geyser Dragon, beaten up by the Sage and Veil, calmed down and listened to our story.
“Today’s world isn’t overrun by gods, and there’s no problem in partic...
2023-03-09 16:01:20 +0000 UTC View PostUm...
Why...
...is the ancient monster awake?
It crawled up from the crater of Mt. Eternity, spread its wings, and soared into the sky.
It looked just like a dragon.
I know this because I’ve already seen a lot of dragons. There’s no way I’m mistaking it for something else.
<... 2023-03-08 19:36:51 +0000 UTC View Post“Behold the mountain, immortal and grand, where service, though meager, is a noble demand. Clearing the path, sweeping away the dew, dedicating oneself to the task, pure and true...”
“The Sage says he’ll personally lead the way, meow!”
Thank goodness we have an interpreter.
It was a big help that...
2023-03-07 18:48:47 +0000 UTC View PostThis Lifeless King is remarkably different from those I have encountered so far.
The ones I knew were immortalized beings whose lifeless bodies turned into mummies or skeletons, easily evoking the image of death.
However, the dead king in front of us completely differs from those impressions.
He has a flaw...
2023-03-07 14:56:40 +0000 UTC View PostEquipment needed for hiking.
• Rain gear
Weather is erratic in the mountains, so preparing for bad weather is essential. Moreover, the wind is strong there, so an umbrella would be useless.
If there’s one thing you need, it’s a decent raincoat. Batemy made us high-quality raincoats out of the skin of an aquatic...
2023-03-05 16:13:17 +0000 UTC View Post“This...!”
“T-This...?!”
“Is Mt. Eternity, meoooooooooooooooooow!!!”
“Whoooooooooooooooooooo!”
My companions are so hyper.
It’s me again.
How did things escalate to this?
“To be precise, we’re at Mt. Eternity’s trailhead! There’s a hidden waypoin...
2023-03-05 16:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post“You know, those dragons are actually easy. If you want to avoid fighting them, that is,” S-class adventurer Golden Bat says. “Dragons are the strongest creatures, so they try to overpower anything they encounter, including humans. And compared to dragons, humans are like weak bugs, so they always look down on them. That’s your very mean...
2023-03-04 13:56:54 +0000 UTC View PostMy world has something similar.
“Hyaku-meizan” is a book that contains the most splendid mountains in Japan and presents them to the public. I remember seeing them on posters, pamphlets, and the like.
I thought it was a scheme from the tourism association, but one day, I looked it up online and found out tha...
2023-03-02 17:24:03 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the dragons’ proposal fiasco ended, the farm regained its peace.
However, Norito (our second child) has just been born, so we’re still on the battlefield called childcare.
Also, Sensei the Lifeless King is busy preparing for the farm’s students’ graduation exams.
He’s discussing something seriou...
2023-02-24 14:33:00 +0000 UTC View PostIt has begun.
A one-game match of ramen-making to compete for the Gwynn Dragon.
First, we’ll start with each contestant examining the ingredients.
Was this how it was supposed to be?
At first, it was supposed to be an impromptu bridal training, but now that we started, it turned into a cooking competiti...
2023-02-22 14:00:34 +0000 UTC View PostCiao, it’s me.
You know, me! The owner of the farm, Platy’s husband, and father of two kids.
We had just returned from the Mermaid Kingdom’s sumo tournament, but the next ruckus was already waiting for us.
The whole dragon gang is here—Ardheg, Bloody Mary, Seidour, and former Geyser Dragon Al Gor.
<... 2023-02-19 10:58:09 +0000 UTC View PostWho leaked the information on the Dragon Empress, Gwynn Dragon?!
There can only be one suspect here!
I’m interrogating them right this instant!
“I know you’re here!!!”
I’m going to kick the door of a room in my dungeon!
There they are, the brazen couch potatoes!
<...
I’m Bloody Mary, the Graugrinzel Dragon.
I feel like it’s been a long time, but at the same time, not really.
After all, I’m always with my beloved Ardheg.
The only one I care about and am willing to submit to is Ardheg, the official Emperor Geyser Dragon.
Dragons are the most powerf...
2023-02-19 10:37:29 +0000 UTC View PostShaaaashashashasha!!!
My name is Shark!
I am the general who leads the Mermaid Kingdom’s army!
My military prowess is of the highest caliber!
I wade through the seas as fast as an arrow, feared by enemies and allies alike, as I bare my fangs at them! They even sing my praises!!!
My...
2023-02-16 18:23:34 +0000 UTC View Post“Gnghhhhhhhhh!”
Uh-oh, I’m being pushed back!
I, a second-time father, can’t possibly resist Mr. Nagus’ Papapapapapapapapa Power!
“Ahemmmm!”
I’m on the verge of losing my footing under this tempestuous gaburi-yori attack!
My spine is starting to make cr...
2023-02-13 14:31:30 +0000 UTC View PostHow did things turn out like this?!
In this last bout—the musubi-no-ichiban—of the sumo tournament facilitated by the Mermaid Kingdom...
The rikishis just had to be Mr. Nagus and me, of all people!
I’m fighting the previous Mermaid King, who is also Platy’s father and my father-in-law!
...
2023-02-10 18:46:05 +0000 UTC View PostAfter the bout, Arowana came to our side to greet us.
“I sincerely apologize for the trouble this has caused you.”
Rather, he came to apologize.
“It pains me that the tournament structure, which was supposed to entertain you and the Demon King, has turned into an interracial rivalry. I wan...
2023-02-09 13:22:29 +0000 UTC View PostHey, it’s me.
I find myself in a terrible situation.
No, things were going smoothly midway, okay?
I participated in the sumo tournament, right? I grappled with my opponent in the first round.
I didn’t really want to do it, but I was coaxed that I could show my kids how cool I am.
At the end...
2023-02-08 17:16:36 +0000 UTC View PostI am Arowana, the Mermaid King.
The Mermaid Sumo Tournament I facilitated is going well.
Soon, mermaids will have to take the initiative to go on land and interact with people from other races.
In the hope of providing an opportunity to do so, the Sumo Tournament was held with the participation of brave humans, demon...
2023-02-08 12:22:42 +0000 UTC View PostAnd so it began. Organized by the Mermaid Kingdom...
The first-ever...
Pro Sumo Wrestling Festival!
On behalf of the organizers, Mermaid King Arowana gives the opening speech.
“My dear people of the Mermaid Kingdom and to the dignitaries from all over the world who have accepted our invitation...I ...
2023-02-08 12:21:23 +0000 UTC View Post“A sumo tournament?!”
What are you talking about, Arowana?!
Wasn’t the primary reason for your visit to introduce your baby to us?!
“Organizing sumo tournaments is one of the most important reforms I’ve undertaken since I became king of the Mermaid Kingdom. It’s one of the things I really wante...
2023-02-02 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt feels like it’s been a long time...
But yes, it’s me again!
Congratulations to my wife, Platy, for safely giving birth to our second childddddd!
Oryaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Whoooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
I’m on cloud nine!
Even Junior is overjoyed at the birth of his b...
2023-02-01 12:40:31 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s me, Isaki, the mermaid bureaucrat.
I was having a lively conversation with Zoth Syra, the witch prime minister, in her office when we heard the door open.
“Oh? You two seem to be having an interesting conversation.”
“Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!”
As soon as the person appe...
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