So I was trying to wait until this video finished processing before posting, but I am at the point of falling asleep.
As promised, here's the alternative version of the ecchi video. Less but longer rounds, faster average pace and in early access now for $5+!
And by now I mean in an hour or two when it finishes processing.
Heyhey, so there's a new video done! It was not part of my plans, but well this is how things get made around here.
In the video, BB tries to prove/cure you're addicted to jerking off. You have 54 minutes to cum, but you can only stroke at a set pace and only to ecchi images. No nipples/sex/pussy. This is one of the very few videos I tried...
2024-05-08 01:11:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe third rule of the secret project: You get feedback before going all in.
Hello everyone. I'm kinda excited and for the first time in ages...quite nervous about what I'm bringing to you today.
Over the past while I've been designing a game....and another game....and another game...and well, 5 games in total.
But only o...
2024-04-25 01:58:35 +0000 UTC View PostSo today has been about 12 hours straight of work to get this vid out today, going to keep this update pretty brief.
Thing 1: Megumin
Video done! Pretty short video as was requested in the crowdfunding system. (Only real OGs remember that system). Vanilla video where Megumin is involved, and there's a succubus ...
2024-04-14 18:47:43 +0000 UTC View PostSo firstly, the easy one. I forgot that I changed my early access system so $5 tier gets day one access....that's now been resolved lol. My bad.
Tier 2 homies can go watch over at - https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/c0c54745ccf60d055169...
2024-04-05 14:10:31 +0000 UTC View PostHaha, time for video!
So, I think this is somehow the very first JOI that's...actually voiced in Japanese.
This will be a monthlyish voiced series. As mentioned before, it was originally meant to be findom with differnt patreon tiers unlocking specific endings. But thought fuck that.
Then last time I said your choices would sha...
2024-04-04 19:20:36 +0000 UTC View PostI ran a poll for those in my exclusive tiers about changing the exclusives from forever, to timed.
100% went and agreed with the change, so go thank them.
The videos will become available to different tiers over time
$12/15 and upwards - Day one
$5 - After one year.
$2 - After 15 months.
Public - After 18 mon...
2024-03-25 16:30:27 +0000 UTC View PostSo, if you've been following what I say a lot, you'll know I'm not actually a huge fan on exclusivity. It however is by far the biggest thing that pays the bills.
So I was thinking and maybe came up with a solution.
The idea:
After one year, videos become available to $5 members.
After three further months, they become av...
2024-03-22 20:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostI posted this publicly on database and discord but just realised there might be a few people who don't check either of those.
So if you're interested about making videos, or just want to see what it's like. You can see over at.
2024-03-21 04:07:08 +0000 UTC View PostHey, following on from the poll results, I'm going to go ahead and host signups for the special video.
Signups will get special access when the video is out regardless on if you are still a member.
But what video am I talking about? Take a look at this!
Had to make two posts due to reasons. If you haven't seen it yet, check out the other post.
https://www.patreon.com/posts/100643986
I highly recommend you don't skip it.
Signup via the google form below! It'll just take a minute.
Hey everyone.
So I'll keep the excuses short. I've had a migraine for months and it got dramatically worse over the past month, I've been to the doctor and the dentist and there's not been a clear answer about what's causing it. Today I woke up and it feels...fine? So I guess that's why the post is here.
On top of that my new laptop ...
2024-03-18 08:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostIt's been a while since one of these huh. Between seeing family, travelling and well, getting the last video out, I haven't had a lot of time or energy to write this stuff.
So the casino games I was hosting are over now, was a lot of fun hosting them and people seemed to enjoy playing them. That does lead to the last slots to give away. Th...
2024-02-01 01:32:21 +0000 UTC View PostAhoy!
I said last time that the weekly post would come with this video. Turns out that was a lie.
A combination of staying up to fix sleep schedule and very slow processing times on database means I am veryvery sleepy. I could have gone to bed when processing started, had a nice sleep and still had time to write this post be...
2024-01-28 05:30:18 +0000 UTC View PostHey, sorry it's been a bit. Spent a week with my elderly grandmother (Couldn't really work on this there) before flying across the world and now enjoying good food and weather. Got back to work a few days ago after taking most of the last two weeks off.
Weekly post coming soon but just wanted to post something for the impatient people here...
2024-01-24 20:54:28 +0000 UTC View PostPart 1 of the Houshou Marine's mini series is done! I mean, it's been practically done for a while, I was just getting closer to finishing part 2 before finishing this.
Part 1 has no exclusivity other than the early access, with part 2 being split between regular and exclusive.
Part 1 trailer: 2024-01-03 01:18:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay there's a ton to get through here. Let's start with the easy.
Video making update
Marine is going well now. It was not going well for most of the last two weeks. Partly due to being lazy at christmas, partly due to seeing family for first time in over a year, partly due to me not knowing how to differentiate it ...
2024-01-02 02:18:35 +0000 UTC View PostHey, quite a bit to cover so let's get straight to it!
Marine video stuff
I recently did the flying back home thing (which took a few days out of my work) and then a weekend at a friends (which took a few days out of my work) so not huge progress since the last update. But there's still a lot here to talk about.
<... 2023-12-19 11:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostA somewhat weekly update for a change again.
Video making progress
Writing Houshou marine has been much more fun than I honestly thought and the first part is fully written and editing is like 50% done. Not that it really matters because I need part 2 done before I can release it, but the work is coming along f...
2023-12-06 10:26:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo it's been a bit longer than the week I said. I'd like to say it was more work than expected, but honestly I was lying to myself. I knew this would happen.
You see, the thing that makes my videos good in my opinion is the flow. Every image is connected to the previous events in a way that makes sense.
So then you have this video. I...
2023-11-24 23:14:12 +0000 UTC View PostOkay so I hope you enjoyed the Kafka video. It was kinda almost an evolution of the BB video and I felt so inspired to make it, that well, I made it. Honestly it came out far better than I was even expecting and I kinda actually believe the quotes in the trailer.
As for what's next, there's the public release of Ahri remix/remaster. Largel...
2023-10-31 20:44:53 +0000 UTC View PostVideo time~ Sorry no succs this halloween, but maybe Kafka will succ you if you meet her standards.
She'll see how you stack up in a number of categories. As her opinion of you falls though, she will hide parts of her body with censors and you lose access to see or touch them. What will be left by the time she's finished?
Includes mu...
2023-10-30 19:30:55 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so a lot of info is pointing me towards the conclusion that this tier is a bit fucked. But patreons is saying that it is totally fine.
So yeah, is it currently working for you?
2023-10-26 19:40:24 +0000 UTC View PostSo, I made the new tier for the price increase as I mentioned before.
There seems to be issues though as everyone who joins it either unsubs immediately or upgrades to the tier above. And while I normally wouldn't be complaining about people giving me extra money, it clearly is not normal. So I tried to view the page as a member of that ti...
2023-10-18 22:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostSo, a while back I hosted a survey here asking for your thoughts on all my videos. It's taken a while to get to due to me being very busy getting the BB door video done, and it being a pain to export the data due to the format. But it is now done.
But first
A quick update on the next video
I am doing a succubus...
2023-10-08 10:50:40 +0000 UTC View PostOh boy, it's trailer time again already.
Now, this video won't be out until after both Marine and halloween, but I want to ask for help so that's why I'm posting now.
But first, take a watch!
https://www.the-joi-database.co...
2023-09-15 23:00:52 +0000 UTC View PostHihi, or as I'm in Japan now...はいはい
So the video is out and I hope you're all enjoying it as much as I expect. Was genuinely an insane amount of work to get it out there and yeah. Feels good to be done and taking a small break.
Things is, I was actually looking ahead for once in my life, and I've noticed a small problem.
<... 2023-09-13 21:07:30 +0000 UTC View PostWell, it's been a while coming, but I'm pretty sure you'll agree it was worth it.
What was originally meant to be abouuut 50 minutes is now 90. Some of the scenes in it are among the best I've ever done for sure.
A recent update means $5 tier now gets day 1 access as well now (to the public version). But you all have a slightly longe...
2023-09-12 00:31:30 +0000 UTC View PostOkay, so video not out quite yet.
Now, as the title says. There is advanced excuse making. We are going beyond any excuse ever been given before, but this is actually true.
I am erm, waiting on art that does not exist yet.
Now you are probably thinking "wtf, you never know when art will come". But I actually do. It will be in a...
2023-08-28 20:08:02 +0000 UTC View PostHihi, here early this week, and will be the last update before the next video. Just want to post how it's going, video eta (I know I said I wouldn't do this last week, but I have a reason this time) and giving you a teaser of who is in it. And a doggo.
Video going well?
Video is going well. No problems here. Just was...
2023-08-17 14:59:53 +0000 UTC View Post