Professor!! A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 03
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academia
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maybe the professor knows what to do with this slimy book! >:U
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2025-10-24 18:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Bad! Bad boy! Spit it out! >:U (I didn't know how else to censor this)
A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
Overkill PG 86 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Mutant(M) x Mutant(M) x Raider(M) / Raider...
wow Rocksalt, way to let one slip out so easy after all that talk smh smh
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a new Overkill page will be up later today for Cryptid $5+ patrons! >:3
2025-10-23 22:55:48 +0000 UTC View PostThis poll will determine November's sticker and NSFW art print rewards!
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and poll voting
$9 / Menace - Receive a physical NSFW 4" X 6" mini print in the mail
$13 / Behemoth - Receive a physical sticker + NSFW 4" x 6" mini p...
tfw you finally snap out of sleep paralysis but the demon is still there (and he's cooking you dinner) 🥴 A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 35
-Tier: $7 Beast and hig...
Erik could sell one of Charlie's organs and he'll still be like "that's coo that's coo, I'm sure u had ur reasons babe"
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2025-10-21 21:33:02 +0000 UTC View Post
a new Chokechain page will be up today for Beast+ patrons! owo
2025-10-21 15:37:53 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 59 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Setting: Scifi Wasteland
"On the outskirts of a rusted ...
looters are gonna gET IT
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✨WOAH✨ A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 02 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
-Setting: Dark Academ...
good morning sleepyhead uwu A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 33/34
-Tier: $7 Beast and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Werewolf(TransM)
-Setting: Dystopic Future
good morning! or night? it's still night.... good, we didn't miss the full moon >:3
The page number for this update counts for two pages bc I want to consider a page turn transition if I ever print this! just wanna be prepared for that when I print my comics... some day..... >:U
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I updated the shop with some stickers and prints left over from October 2024 rewards and revamped the Slugger stickers with a new pixie dust glitter effect! >:3 Also, here is a new patron-only 10% off code that's valid through the rest of October!
â–¹New: "Killer" stickers
â–¹New: "Slasher" stickers
â–¹Revamp: "Slugger" sticke...
On his knees like a good boy >:3 A new Overkill page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons!
Overkill PG 85 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Mutant(M) x Mutant(M) x Raider(M) / Raider gang(all M)
-Setting: Post Apocalypti...
no rocksalt he just wants to show u his glow-in-the-dark sticker collection uwu
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looks like a really good back massage owo A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 58 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Sett...
omggg hurry the hex up!💦 A new Return to Owner page is up for Cryptid $5+ tier patrons!
Return to Owner 01 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(c...
when your puppy brings u a slobbery wet rag hdjkfagfjkds A new Chokechain page is up for Beast+ tier patrons!
Chokechain 2 PG 32
-Tier: $7 Beast and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Werewolf(TransM)
-Setting: Dystopic ...
a fruity little guy gives you a soggy, fruity rag... DO YOU SNIFF IT?
lol i like to think Charlie actually has great self preservation instincts but when it comes to Erik he just tosses all that out the window uwu
HE WILL BE OK I PROMISE
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New(ish) comic! Return to Owner will update on Fridays for $5 Cryptid tier patrons! >:3
This comic originally ran on Filthy Figments back in 2017. If you've already read it then I hope this will be a fun revisit! If it's tota...
2025-10-06 17:43:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Dark Academia | Shapeshifter x Witch(intersex/masc) x Professor(cis male)
"Witch academy student, Madison, finds a totally ordinary, completely normal, somewhat glowy, magical encyclopedic book of beasts! Or is it even a book at all?"
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Return to Owner is in the same universe as 2025-10-06 17:12:46 +0000 UTC View Post
A new System Error page is up for Cryptid+ tier patrons! <3
System Error PG 57 (NSFW)
-Tier: $5 Cryptid and higher
-Dynamic: Human(M) x Android(M)
-Setting: Scifi Wasteland
"On the outskirts of a rusted ...
Here are the sticker and NSFW mini print rewards for October! If you pledge to the Menace or Behemoth tier any time during the month of October you can receive these in the mail! <:
Tier perks:
$3 / Creature - Access to uncensored illustrations and poll voting
$9 / Menace - Receive a physical ...
He's a bioengineered fucking machine >:3
Here's October's print reward! this is like... my favorite color palette fkshdfkja I hope you guys like him!! x3
Roach is an autoefficient omniviscerectomized semihuman with modified hypervisual thermal acuity (a bunch of made up words for living skeleton with heat vision uwu) He has no org...
2025-10-03 16:05:55 +0000 UTC View Post
