Speed up battles by holding "ALT", now available for COBD v0.192
Hi Heroes!
Apologies that I have been out of touch for the last week couple of weeks. Work has been chaotic with lots of projects and tight deadlines (I work in the healthcare sector, and the beginning of winter is always the busiest time for us!).
First, I'd like to introduce the final designs for the new characters in Paris' clique...
2025-12-07 13:41:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
Thank you to everyone who voted in the previous Psychotic Socialite poll!
The winning haircut was Option 4 with 26% of the total vote. This was quite close! However number 4 was the overal...
2025-11-23 18:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostHello Heroes!

Hello Heroes!
Thank you to everyone who voted in the previous Devious Duchess poll!
The winning haircut was Option 1 with 37% of the total vote. This was by quite a wide margin!
... 2025-11-23 17:52:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
This is the poll for the second of our two new minor characters. The Devious Duchess! One of Paris' high society friends. She is old money from an old country, where people used to know who their betters were! Until there was so...
2025-11-18 00:13:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
This is the poll for the first of our two new minor characters. The Psychotic Socialite! One of Paris' high society friends. Seen at every upmarket event, surrounded by men competing for her attention. Anyone who isn't worth mil...
2025-11-18 00:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes
I'm sorry I've been out of touch for a few days. Work has been crazy busy! The problem with being a Project Manager is that occasionally people expect you to manage a project. It's very inconsiderate of them, and has been taking up a lot of my time the last few days! :).
However, I've managed to squash most of the bugs ...
2025-11-17 23:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi all!
I hope you had nice weekends.
I just wanted to put up a post saying that I'm aware that the CJ update has taken a little longer than expected to go out to The Dojo for testing. I'm still aiming to get it released in the next couple of days, I'm just ironing out some of the systems.
The reason for this is the complexi...
2025-11-03 15:01:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes
While I'm finishing up the CJ fight + new mechanics. I just wanted to quickly release a patch that has a couple of bugfixes, and a much requested mechanic FAST TRAVEL.
You should notice a new object in your room. This will allow you to travel to the city and back instantaneously. Saving on much running ...
2025-10-29 12:49:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Heroes!
So the CJ poll has closed, and the most popular ballbusting moves were:
Grapefruit Claw (Straight up ball grab)
Shattered Dreams (As in the pic)
Boston Crab while grabbing balls (sat on Hero's back bending his legs back)
Reverse Tree of Woe (Hang hero upside down on tur...
2025-10-22 12:05:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi Heroes!
I've completed several moves for the CJ fight now, and thought I would do a quick poll with some options for the ballbusts she might use on our Hero!
It's been a while since I watched wrestling, and I've tried to put some de...
2025-10-15 23:09:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
I hope all is great!
I'm now on with creating all the images for the CJ fight, and wanted to give a run down of how the fight will work, and some key changes to the fight mechanics that will affect all the fights in the game.
So the next stage of our story sees the hero needing t...
2025-10-14 13:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
I hope you are all enjoying the Goth update (Free Users) and the Lilith update (Paid users)!
Like many people north of 40, I'm not very good at internetting. I've never had to "build my personal brand", and the whole Youtube "Remember to like and subscribe!" always seemed a bit clingy to me.
So I thought I would j...
2025-10-10 12:12:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
Now that the Lilith and Electra fights are both out, we've hit another milestone in the game. It's been a fun process, from designing the characters / outfits in collaboration with you all, to introducing new mechanics, to finally getting the fights out!
I hope you are enjoying these fights. They are definitely the big...
2025-10-09 10:37:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
The Lilith Fight is now available as part of the main game. As part of this update I am trialing a new system which will eventually be part of the "Submission Levels" update. As such there is a fair potential for bugs as there were a lot of variables. So I apologize in advance and will get hotfixes out ASAP for any that are r...
2025-10-07 14:44:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
After a few days away visiting family, I've been back the last few days and working again on bringing the Lilith fight into the main game.
I'm making good progress with this, and will have it ready for you all in the next few days.
I really liked the livestream idea as a narrative device. Kind of like how the New...
2025-09-30 09:42:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
I hope all is great and you're having a good September so far!
I just wanted to give a report on this months activities and a view of what's to come next month!
Last Month
It has once again been a very busy month! The Electra fight was released into the main game, and the Lilith fight has ...
2025-09-16 00:31:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello Heroes!
The Lilith fight is now (sort of) available in the Dojo.
The reason I say "sort of" is that it's not yet fully polished. I'm going away for a few days over this weekend and next week, so I wanted to get this out to you all before I go (It's now 2:20 in the UK, and my flight is tomorrow morning. So I've done as much as I...
2025-09-12 01:29:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi all.
Just to let you know, there's been a slight update to the fight with Electra.
I had missed out a couple of moves on the "hard" route and left the old placeholders in (which were repeats of some of the other paths. I have now changed this for V0.171.
This will feature a couple of new scenes along this path. This versio...
2025-09-03 17:36:22 +0000 UTC View Post
*hotfix 2 added to the bottom of the post*
Hello Heroes!
The Electra update is now available to download!
To access this new content, simply wait 3 days after completing the Goth intro (When you get the new Downtown East map). Officer Myers shoud give you a call with a strange request!!
I apologise that th...
2025-08-25 22:39:47 +0000 UTC View Post